spikespiegell:

accio-boggarts:

spikespiegell:

people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia

Then tell a dinosaur fact

i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD

(via ofmice-and-mo)



Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

image

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Magnetic putty eating a piece of metal

Magnetic putty eating a piece of metal


theschulke:

ultrafunnypictures:

Bats illuminated by lightning

I am the night…

theschulke:

ultrafunnypictures:

Bats illuminated by lightning

I am the night…

(via deadinnocent)


My relationship with my followers

Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
Followers:
Me:
Followers:
Me: okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.



ATTENTION

madvlogz:

savanaugh:

souleaterunlimited:

savanaugh:

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance 

good.

holy shit you’re really doing it

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Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.
Anonymous (via palmist)

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will2kill:

wattthefisk:

Our selection of the top ten abandoned places we would visit if we weren’t so scared!

What the hell is that disco ball lookin place toward the end?

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I wish I was beautiful or at least wise, but I’m simply mad and violent.
Courtney Love. (via mysharona1987)

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boyirl:


Lindsay Bottos - Untitled (get over it) 2014Tumblr // Website

boyirl:

Lindsay Bottos - Untitled (get over it) 2014
Tumblr // Website

(via attentionallpassengers)